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LRB News ! - Issue #6

 The Suspens-ion is Killing Me...Part 2.

Having sparked the debate, LRB News ! have had to capitulate and admit that suspension may be acceptable for L'enfer du Nord if your name is Andre Tchmil, Adrea Taffi, Frederick Guesdon, Guido Bontempi, Edwig Van Hooydonk, Greg lemond, Dag Otto Lauritzen, Mario Cipolini, Franco Ballerini, Steve Bauer, Frederick Moncassin, Johan Museeuw...



            

It seems that there might even be an option for dual suspension ( double points deduction - be warned - ed ) or to emulate the Freckle...hmmm, that didn't quite come out right.

            

So for all the humble train-spotters out there throwing pizza at the screen and yelling a lengthy list of Flemish, Italiano or French rider's names - We know that Jacky Durand has le Classe - just take your pick, build that killer replica, and see you at the start line...


Next issue, due to popular demand, we return with another star rider profile and interview. Bon Chance.


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